Dead Socks Tell No Tales!

Anyone what lives with a ferret knows they would make mighty fine pirates: they love to pillage, pilfer, and plunder, and are always pirating away their booty and stashing their treasures in secret hidey holes. Ferret owners have also observed how obsessed ferrets can be about socks. To celebrate these aspects of living with ferrets the Cascade Ferret Network has created socks with the phrase Dead Socks Tell No Tales surrounding a Jolly Roger ferret head (with eye patch) over a pair of crossed red socks. The socks are made from the highest quality cottons and ultraspun acrylics (sensura yarn and spandex), which makes a very, very soft and high quality sock. They are crew style, natural color, with the design woven into both sides of the sock and they come in small (6-8) and medium (9-11) sizes for $7.

SizeCost Shipping
$7.00 $5.00 for the first pair, and $1.00 for each additional pair in the same order.

You can purchase the socks in one of two ways (remember to specify your sock size when ordering):

  • Online through your PayPal account
  • Send a check through regular mail
    Cascade Ferret Network
    PO Box 14884
    Portland, OR 97293-0884

E-mail the Cascade Ferret Network.